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Happy Hanukkah Jokes 2017 | Jokes about Hanukkah 2017

Happy Hanukkah 2017 Jokes Riddles Puns: On this auspicious day, we wish you a many more happy Hanukkah 2017 to you and your family members. As the day begins, the people from all over the world start wishing acquaintance with loads of Hanukkah images, Hanukkah wishes and Hanukkah messagesSome people, start making plans on how to make new things in the coming year, and some other people think of arranging the most awaited party with family and friends.
In this post, you are going to Laugh Out Loud with stuff like - Hanukkah Puns, Hanukkah Jokes, Chanukah Jokes Puns, Hanukkah Jokes One Liners and Riddles. Let's start reading Funny Hanukkah Jokes Short.

Happy Hanukkah 2017 Jokes Riddles Puns

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The jokes we are sharing here can be shared using Hanukkah Gifts Cards, Telephonic Conversations, and sometimes onset with friends and family members.
Also, there are one more exciting ways to celebrate Happy Hanukkah 2017 is using "Hanukkah GIF Images 2017".
This is one of the trendings on social media platforms like WhatsApp, Facebook and especially people in the United States of America are using Hanukkah GIF images over SnapChat than any other medium.
On research, it was stated that the Citizens of United States are more interested in sharing GIF images over regular images. So, if you are an Adult then these "Hanukkah Jokes for Adults" will blog your mind.
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Hanukkah Jokes and Riddles

My mother once gave me two pairs of gloves and two ugly sweaters for Hanukkah. The next time we visited, I made sure to wear one pair of each. As we entered her home, instead of the expected smile, she said, "What's the matter? You didn't like the other one?"
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pie!
Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A: Because everyone was a goblin!
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
A: Rap music.
Q: Why didn't the mummy have any friends?
A: Because he was wrapped up in himself!
Q: What road has the most ghosts haunting it?
A: A dead end!
Q: Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in! Q: What do ghosts eat for Halloween?

Hanukkah Jokes and Puns

“Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday celebrated for eight days and nights. It starts on the 25th of the Jewish month of Kislev, which coincides with late November - late December on the secular calendar. In Hebrew, the word "Hanukkah 2017" means "dedication." The name reminds us that this holiday commemorates the rededication of Holy Temple in Jerusalem following the Jewish victory over the Syrian-Greeks in 165 BCE [Before the Christian Era]”

Hanukkah Jokes For Adults

A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Hanukkah cards.She says to the clerk, “May I have 50 Hanukkah stamps?”The clerk says, “What denomination?”The woman says, “Oh my God. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Orthodox, 12 Conservative, and 32 Reform.”
Last December, a grandmother was giving directions to her grown grandson who was coming to visit with his wife. “You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T.”

She continued, “There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell.”

“Grandma, that sounds easy,” replied the grandson, “but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?”

To which she answered, “You’re coming empty handed?”
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